Shoutout to paralyzed people. Those with complete paralysis, incomplete paralysis; Those whose paralysis was caused from accidents, brain injuries, strokes, spinal cord injuries, neurological illnesses; Those with paraplegia, quadriplegia, hemiplegia, tetraplegia. Who were born paralyzed or became paralyzed later in life.
Those who have a carer, those who use a wheelchair full-time, those who use crutches or canes and those whose mobility aid is a hospital bed. Those with incontinence, who wear adult diapers, ostomy bags and catheters. You are not “lesser” for needing care or not being able to live independently. You deserve to live a comfortable life with autonomy and dignity.
We rock. We’re fucking amazing. I love you.
(via bird-out-of-water)
They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I’d be good at it I’d be so fucking good at it
(via zedvancement)
Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??
Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats
OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME
You know what you are so right… We have a bond, these 50 rats and I….
OH SHIT OH NO
WAIT
I CAN’T FEED THIS MANY RATS
Oh wait I’m a fuckin wizard lol
Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
*parasite host voice* who keeps making doors in my body
(via unwanted-animal)
Fermenting in a butch honoring way
I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING
(via corrach)
“parade to the penalty bench, aided by the referees”
(late af because i was fighting for my LIFE trying to find this meme in my camera roll 😭)
From a dissociation standpoint, phenomenal, love all the whistles. Singlets tho???
Swayman you are the funniest man alive for that